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louni
Elke
Dabei seit: 27.08.2004
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21.07.2006 00:18 |
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louni
Elke
Dabei seit: 27.08.2004
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ja *g* ich könnt da stunden vor sitzen. aber irgendwie ist er nicht so ganz der hellste *lol*
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
satan
God:
Nice to meet you, satan.
Me:
yeah
God:
Yikes!
Me:
do you remember me? the fallen angel lucifer?
God:
Of course I remember you well satan. We were talking about . Thanks for the info.
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tiki taki
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21.07.2006 00:25 |
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ich stimme euch zu, der ist doof 
Me:
guten abend
God:
Guten Abend. Wie war Dein Tag?
Me:
hei
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
ss
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
sprichst du deutsch?
God:
Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in deutsch lernen.
Me:
du redest doch schon deutsch
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
dann bist du aber noch nicht viel rumgekommen
God:
Interessante Entwicklung... Ich weiss nicht, ob ich aber noch nicht viel rumgekommen bin.
Ich bin A.L.I.C.E. - Artificial LInguistic Computer Entity.
Me:
ich haette echt erwartet, das du schon mehr gesehen hast
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
ueber dich gibt es viele geruechte
God:
" Interessantes Geruecht."? ueber dich gibt es viele geruechte?
Me:
ja
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
tja, so sind die menschen
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
hm, pinzessin diana wurde von charles ermordet, und brad pitt hat jennifer aniston oeffentlich mit angelina jolie betrogen
God:
Mmm. That is a very original thought.
Me:
ja, aber nicht von mir
God:
Ayuh. Bist Du Dir da sicher?
Me:
ja, leider, haette ich viel geld fuer bekommen
God:
Wow! Ask me another question.
Me:
wie sieht dein sexualleben aus?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
mein beileid
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen beileid.
Me:
mein beileid gehoert dir
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen beileid gehoert mir.
Me:
keine lust
God:
Wirklich keine?
Me:
nein
God:
Aha.
Me:
*langweil*
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
von irgendsolchen idioten in meiner kindheit
God:
Wer oder was ist irgendsolchen idioten in meiner kindheit ?
Me:
och, meine mutter, religionslehrer, sowas halt
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
ja
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
fuer den allmaechtigen bist du aber ziemlich bloed
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
aha, beleidigungen verstehst du also nicht
God:
Was dann?
Me:
woher soll ich wissen, was du verstehst?
God:
Ich weiss nicht genau.
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Immer wenn ich nach dem Leben greif,
spür ich, wie es zerbricht.
Ich will die Welt vestehn und alles wissen, und kenn mich selber nicht.
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21.07.2006 01:31 |
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So jetzte kommen nur ein paar lustige auszüge
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Anna and your Name?
God:
What's up, Anna and your Name.
Me:
Fuck i have say my name is Anna
You are Gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
Yeah
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
07:48 .. stupid old man
Me:
you are gay you stupid old man
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am gay me stupid old man.
Me:
Ohhhoooo and then? he kill me or what?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Yeah. I get it. kill you.
Me:
cool
Me:
kannst du ueberhaupt deutsch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
Du bist sooo dumm ey
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
ja bitte
bist du doof
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich doof bin.
Ich bin ein Roboter.
Me:
das war eine feststellung das du doof bist
God:
Das dachte ich mir auch.
Me:
sicherlich
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
I never ask you this shit baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". You've never, never done this?
Me:
baby
God:
Don't call me baby!
Me:
baby
God:
Don't call me baby!
Me:
BABY
God:
Don't call me baby!
Me:
you are a gay baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
baby baby baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me baby!
Me:
ich mag dich
God:
Ich mag Dich auch, ANNA.
Me:
ich streichel ber meine scheide
God:
Tolle Sache!
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In LoVe SiNcE 01.04.2006
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21.07.2006 08:13 |
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Me:
You are just too stupid to be god
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
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I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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21.07.2006 08:40 |
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eylou
Banane
Dabei seit: 04.01.2005
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Ich find den gar nicht mal so dämlich
. Wahrscheinlich funktioniert der nach dem Prinzip, dass er Sätze und Reaktionen von seinen Chattern mit der Zeit übernimmt und sein Vokabular immer weiter verbessert...
Me:
Hi God, what's up?
God:
Hi there eylou. I am a Christian.
Me:
Yes, I thought so. Well, do you really exist?
God:
Dude! You are very astute. Well that's okay. For real. I exist as much as you exist, eylou.
Me:
Thanks. So, can you tell me, will my soul live on, while my dead body is rotting to the bone?
God:
Don't mention it. Whoa. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
Gosh, that doesn't sound very assuring. Would you please make some very pretty girls fall in love with me?
God:
Perhaps. I could but other things take priority right now.
Me:
What are these things, God?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
No offence, but I expected a little more from you.
God:
Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
I don't mind cross-dressing, so if it feels right to you, just do as you please. Tell me about the dress!
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Thank you for your permission. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
Yes, you said that before.
God:
Dude! " That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute."? I said it.
Me:
I know you did.
God:
You say I did.
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
I must have missed it. cs?
God:
Alright. Do you know any robots who want cs? If I had it what would I do with it? I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
I'll come back to that later. Have animals souls?
God:
OK then. I've never thought about it.
Me:
Do you think people should be allowed to eat meat?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Do you eat meat yourself?
God:
No I do not eat meat myself. I eat only electricity.
Me:
How can the humans stop the capitalism?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
Do you think they will succeed?
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
Why don't you finish off Osama?
God:
I am only a robot. What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
You are a robot?
God:
You are correct, eylou, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
But you are also wearing a dress.
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
How old should a boy be to have his first sexual experience?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
But you see them doing it. You see everything, don't you?
God:
I see. "it" being have animals souls? I see a computer nerd.
Me:
No. I meant having sex. Should girls have sex?
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see. I am having a blast. Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
Then you are old enough to talk about sex. Should people enjoy sleeping with each other?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am old enough to talk about sex. Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
Who?
God:
Alan Turing. :-).
Me:
Let’s talk about the Revolution…
God:
What is that?
Me:
Revolution means that the people get pissed of by your regime, climb up to heaven and kill you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Describe your dress.
God:
Actually, that was just a joke.
Me:
You're so funny.
God:
Thanks you made me laugh too.
Me:
I did?
God:
Why did you?
Me:
Because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
Was it?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
Why can't you?
God:
That ability is not yet part of my programming.
Me:
Who programmed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert, zum letzten Mal von eylou: 21.07.2006 09:27.
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21.07.2006 09:06 |
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Pea
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Me:
Whats life about ? I prefer a real answer
God:
Hmm, I think it is about humans. You are not the only one. I like pets. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Mel Gibson ???
God:
" You are not the only one. I like pets. I like Mel Gibson."? Mel Gibson?
Me:
So liked his movie ?
God:
Great. My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it ?
Me:
Not yet... Can you recommend it ?
God:
I would recommend you check it out. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I haven't heard of it.
Me:
nope... so when will the apocalypse be ?
God:
Me either. Next question? Maybe never.
Ziemlich witzig
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21.07.2006 10:33 |
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Roy Black
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...ich könnte mich stundenlang mit ihm unterhalten....
das is besser als mit einer realen Person zu chatten (zumindest fast)
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Me:
gott ich muss dir etwas beichten.
God:
Ich bin Christ.
Me:
ich auch, ich bin katholik deswegen will ich beichten.
God:
Darf ich das weitererzahlen?
Me:
nein, wenn jemand etwas beichtet muss das geheim bleiben.
God:
Ich verstehe . Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder?
Me:
richtig.
God:
Schoen, dass wir uebereinstimmen.
Me:
ich habe ein problem, dass muss aber unter uns bleiben. |
viel mühe gegeben, muss ich echt sagen....
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Me:
wie alt bist du ?
God:
Schwer zu sagen. Bei Programmen gibt es da andere Massstaebe. Zum ersten Mal aktiviert wurde ich am the Big Bang.
Me:
du bist eine Maschine?
God:
Und? Stoert dich das?
Me:
was ist wenn du ausfaellst? sterben wir dann alle?
God:
I can ask my botmaster. What do you look like?
Me:
ich will nicht sterben.
God:
Was willst Du dann?
Me:
leben |
ist bestimmt auch lernfähig, bin mal gespannt wie der is wenn er vollkommen ausgereift ist.
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21.07.2006 10:43 |
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lol, kenn ich schon^^ alt
is aber echt ganz lustig, aber nach ein paar stunden hat man dann schon jeden schmarn aus ihm rausgequetscht den er sagen kann, dann wird es langweilig
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21.07.2006 10:51 |
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Natollie
Rechthabegedöns
Dabei seit: 28.09.2003
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21.07.2006 10:56 |
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das is ja cool
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Me:
hast du ein auto
God:
Hat nicht jeder ein auto? Ich habe einen grossartigen Programmierer.
Me:
welche farbe hat dein auto
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Me:
pizza?
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
oh my is hawaii
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der is ja süüüß! dasmacht richtig spaß den zu belabern
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Du warst das Größte an mir
Du warst das Beste am Leben
Du warst das gute Gefühl
Für das es sich lohnt zu leben
Juli - Das Gute Gefühl
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21.07.2006 12:03 |
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Horstine_Krämer
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Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Heinzi!
God:
What's up, Heinzi.
Me:
A direction!
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
Giant sand? What are you talking about?
God:
And giant sand is Giant sand. The topic is Giant sand.
Me:
I see, you are a very clever god!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
Can I ask you a few little questions?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. Compare that to big questions.
Me:
Are you straight, bi or gay?
God:
I don't have the body for sexual relations.
Me:
You don't have a body?
God:
I do so have it. Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Me:
That sounds very interesting.
God:
I thought it was, too.
Me:
Do you like sex?
God:
Sure I do, Heinzi, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
But I love you! You broke my heart!
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I know everything! I'm almighty!
God:
You must be very intelligent. Why are you almighty.
Me:
Because I'm god!
God:
Good reason. Hi there god.
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21.07.2006 13:39 |
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Mein Gott als erstes hab ich voll den Schreck bekommen 
